The holidays in my home town
Are very nice to be around
Bavaria, a German state
Home to the Deutchland interstate
We have fine beer, we drink so much
More than those pansy-drinking Dutch up north
BOO NEDERLAND!!!!!!

The tanenbaum, our Christmas tree
We decorate it fancily
With tinsel sure, and candles too,
We burn down houses one and two
We put the fires out with our beer
And everyone is brought to tears and then
WIR WEINEN!!! WIR WEINEN!!!

Christmas, Christmas,
It's a special time of year
Christmas, Christmas,
Grab another beer

The holidays they are a time
For generosity and wine
We give a bit, and drink some more
And give U.S. beer to the poor
When I see kiddies in the park
I give them each a deutche-mark and then
WIR WOLLEN DASS EURO!!!

A holiday would not be one
Without a family vacation
We go back east to commie land
Where our brothers work the land
For Stalingrad, or the Red Square
The Berlin wall used to be there but then
NO WALL! '89

Christmas, Christmas
It's a special time of year
Christmas, Christmas,
Grab a dozen beers

The holidays make me feel well
And forget I am bound for hell
For drunkenness and other crimes
Performed while having such good times
The Bundestag, they are such fools
Spending money on our schools but then
BUNDESTAG IS FUN TO SAY!!!!!!!!

Mak dir Gott, en mein Bescheren,
Wandern liep ich furmein leben
Ich bin also blau veil sie mein
Autotasten veil sie mein
Zweiten Reichen in der stool
Lebe eben vie ich kann der too
DAS WAR VOLLINGER UNSINN!!!!!

Christmas, Christmas,
It's a special time of year
Christmas, Christmas,
I've had too much beer
Let's drink some more beer!
Everybody get drunk on beer!