Every day here in my mailbox
"Happy holidays from us both,"
And meanwhile the chance
For my very own ampersand,
Well, I ain't holdin' out much hope.
All my friends are old and married,
Meanwhile I'm just growin' old,
They say Christmas is a time for giving not receiving,
But I ain't gettin' nothin'.

Christmas time, a special time, 
But that one girl I can't find
And if I spend one more night alone in my bedroom
Well, I might just be goin' blind