It's a bright sunny day
The birds are in the trees
There ain't a cloud up in the sky
And it's 80 degrees
There's a light breeze a-blowin'
Just like it's early fall
Yeah it don't feel like Christmas at all
I just went to the beach
And got a killer tan
I can't recall the last time 
I turned off my ceiling fan
The calendar states otherwise 
From up upon my wall
But it don't feel like Christmas at all

No it don't feel like Christmas at all
When there ain't a chance on earth 
That snow is gonna fall
I can't get into the spirit
No, I can't deck the halls
'Cause it don't feel like Christmas at all

I ain't bought no presents
I ain't sent no cards
It's a week before Christ's birthday and 
I'd like to send regards
But December crept up on me and 
I don't think it's my fault
'Cause it don't feel like Christmas at all
I forgot to buy a ticket home
I forgot to buy some wine
Somebody better call me to remind me next time
When it's winter in the Sunshine State 
It ain't like in Montreal
'Cause it don't feel like Christmas at all

No it don't feel like Christmas at all
'Cept for music on the radio 
And crowded shopping malls
I can't get into the spirit
No, I can't deck the halls
'Cause it don't feel like Christmas at all
Yeah I tried to be a festive man
But I ain't worth my salt
'Cause it don't feel like Christmas at all
No it don't feel like Christmas at all
No it don't feel like Christmas at all