Scott Kazmir pwn3d Roger Clemens tonight. Clemens, your fastball is made of fail.
Also, I rediscovered this video from Norway tonight, which I forgot to share with you all when I first saw it. It is the greatest thing on the Internet outside of Thursday night's Habbo raid. It has more than a million views, which means you have a 0.5% chance of having seen it already.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Hooray, Norway!

Damn. I just woke my wife up laughing. Now I'm gonna have to explain what I just watched. Thanks, Tim.