The Boston Celtics, a team I've long appreciated, are bowing to 20th century pressure and putting Cheerleaders on the sidelines. Far from me to be an old-timer, but this makes me sad, mainly because I think cheerleaders belong in college and in Los Angeles and nowhere else -- especially hockey games. Though the new Rays Team in Tropicana is pretty cool...
Silinx was good enough to post a Boston Herald photo from tryouts this week:

...which, for me, immediately brought this to mind:


hi so i am so glad i got to see a website.#95 u are fat.