So my server, every day, has tons of hits from addresses like 221.208.227.249 and 211.148.127.236 that inevitably look like this:221.208.227.249 - - [17/Sep/2005:09:47:05 -0500] "GET /music/Lesbian-demo.mp3 HTTP/1.1" 200 1441920 "" "NSPlayer/9.0.0.2980 WMFSDK/9.0"All the addresses resolve to China. Yes, China. And almost every hit is Lesbian-demo.mp3. Sometimes they download Blondie-demo.mp3. But mainly it's Lesbian. THE CHINESE LOVE MY LESBIAN SONG. I'm not kidding, it gets downloaded in China several hundred times a day. I have no idea how they found out about it, or if they even know what it's about. But I know this: If I ever go to China, I'll be a superstar. Also, some German mp3 site has my entire http://www.entertainmentweakly.com/music/ directory indexed, because i get hits from there too. Bizarre.Ralph plied me with Southern Comfort until I had to spend the night there. I'm feeling quite the superstar today. That, or, I'm hung over. One of those. I came home and Jenn had balloons (Thomas the Tank Engine!) and Krispy Kremes waiting for me. She's the best roommate ever. Wait. She could also be sleeping with me. THEN she'd be the best roommate ever. But she's close as is.
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