Yeah, I know.

I know I promised a story. I know I promised big news. (Okay, the big news is that I won a poetry competition and tickets to this Sunday afternoon so if you aren't busy and want to go, hit me up, because I haven't a soul to go with.)The problem is, as you'll recall (perhaps) I wrote on 19 February 2005 onto a programme for karmaconniption's performance of The Vagina Monologues, while standing in front of a urinal at the LA Hangout:"Never write a story until the story's finished. If it's worth writing, you don't have the time to be writing."Or something like that. Anyway, I violated my #1 rule, and now it's come around to fuck me royally. I assure you, it's just taking me a long time to finish the post. It's being constructed in the Semagic LJ client. Regardless, I am reminded of Chuckie Miller (Seth Green)'s quotation from the 80s' greatest film, Can't Buy Me Love:"You took him from geek status, to king status, to no status."And a meme from tinafizz1. What is your current ringtone?ESPN's Baseball Tonight theme. Same ringtone I've had for about three years, since I programmed it in.2. What is your current wallpaper?Mobiles have wallpaper? Mine doesn't. It's four years old.3. Do you own a picture phone?nope4. If so, what was the last picture you took?i will ignore this5. Go to your text message inbox and type what the 10th message says:Follow me everything is all right6. How many contacts do you have on your phone?1997. Go to your missed calls. 5th missed call...who is it?No idea. Someone who's not one of my contacts. #6 is thatsmyjew. 8. Who was the last person you spoke to on your cell phone?berrydip. Before that, sickdogg.9. What service do you have?T-Immobile10. At this very moment, how many bars do you have for your service battery?three? or is this a signal question? in which case it's zero, as my service sucks ass out here.11. Who’s on your speed dial number 5?I'm not aware i have that function12. Do you have voicemail?Yes13. How many contacts that start with the letter D do you have:Nineteen14. Who do you call the most???My parents15. How many text messages do you get a month?50 or so.16. Can you send pictures?nope17. What are the last 4 digits to your number?742318. Go to your sent texts, what does the eighth one say?I SEE SETH BOSTLEMANS EVERYWHERE OMG ATTACK OF THE CLONES19. What about the 15th?My phone doesn't keep that many20. Who’s the last person that you called?Mom22. Last person that texted you?The service that sends me my horoscope. Before that, berrydip. 23. Last person you added to your contacts?Rachel*.24. How many minutes are on your plan?who knows, i never use them all25. Do you like your phone?obviously, i've had it for four years even though I could have upgraded long, long ago.
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