So I am in a hurry because I have to go wash my car. But here is the deal.I came home last night and had to park down the street because there were like six cars in our driveway and the spaces around it. Neither Jenn nor Caitlin's cars were anywhere to be found. Hrm. I park over on the street, on the other side of the neighbourhood. No big deal. I come inside and scare Caitlin shitless, she's got all these people over, big party. No big deal. It would be for Jenn, but she's not around. I go upstairs and go to bed, hoping they all leave by the morning because I need to pull the car into my driveway to wash it. I wake up this morning, look out the windows, and see the driveway empty. So all I have to do is walk across the neighbourhood to retrieve my car. No big deal. I see the house is a bit of a mess, but nothing that can't be vaccuumed up. No big deal. Someone tried to cook something without removing the burner cover and scorched it. No big deal. I open up the freezer to get the canister of coffee out because I am an addict and cannot function in the morning without it. I notice all my girl scout cookies have been eaten.Big. Fucking. Deal.Today: 10:00 leave for Bradenton. 11:00 arrive in Bradenton for VW fest. 4:00 leave Bradenton for Raymond James Stadium. 5:00 arrive, tailgate. 7:00 USF Spring Game. After that, who knows.
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